treasures 

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure

her/his treasures were to die for

treasures by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

Plundering Her Treasures 

Slang term for female self masturbation and/or fingerblasting a slut.

Rick: Dude you still got those naked pictures of your ex girl friend on your phone?

Steve: Na man I deleted that shit a while ago.

Rick: Fuck man that sucks I heard you had a video of Kenzie G PLUNDERING HER TREASURES on there.

Plundering Her Treasures by westjeezyfratstar February 18, 2011

whatever pleasures your treasures 

When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying “whatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)

David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures

whatever pleasures your treasures by TheBoisAreBack March 8, 2019

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Timeless Treasures by blthrskt April 28, 2009

Lady treasures 

1. This term is used to identify any product or item that is only meant for usage with females and female parts. For example vagisil would not be bought and used by a male so vagisil is a lady treasure.

2. This term is used to describe a situation or a specific item without making the conversation ackward. For example if i asked my girlfriend why she has a vibrator an ackward silence would follow her answer, but if i said "why do you need that lady treasure?" she would laugh and potentially the conversation could end up being an inside joke.

3. This term can be used to deter small children from poking around moms purse or closet. For example if a three year old found a tampon and was playing with it his mother could say something along the lines of "honey put my lady treasure back where you found it or you wont get any dessert" and by that the three year old may beleive that its just an everyday thing and not poke for more information.

(Definition usage) 1.
~Bill- "What on earth is this?!"

~Alexa- "woops im sorry, i missed the trashcan when i was throwing away my used lady treasures..."

~Bill- "Oh... Well if youll clean it up its no big deal but thanks for saying lady treasures, I might have puked otherwise."


(Definition usage) 2.
~Ted- "why are we going to walgreens?"

~Debby- "because im all out of my lady treasures."

~Ted- "HAHA you sound like a pirate!"

~Debby- "HAHA ya, load up all your vagisil and tampons into the ship!"

~Ted- "HAHA that strangely wasnt that weird."


(Definition usage) 3.
~Mike- "Mommy I was looking through your drawer and this weird buzzing noise started and I thought i broke your drawer off."

~Beth- "Haha no you didnt break my drawer but stay away from my lady treasures in there."

~Mike- "Whats a lady treasure?"

~Beth- "Its all the stuff that myself as a girl need to be happy so I dont sprout wings and claws and tear your face off."

~Mike- "You wouldnt really do that would you?!"

~Beth- "Not on purpose but if my lady treasures go missing im not going to be able to control it. So please leave them alone cause ive grown to like you around."

~Mike- "... Ok mom...."

Lady treasures by SuctionParrot April 30, 2009

TLV Treasures 

TLV is an Experienced Professional Artist and Photographer! TLV Treasures is a collection that have been sold and published worldwide!

Omg 😮 I cannot Believe you were able to get your hands on an Original TLV Treasures Artwork!

TLV Treasures by Curated by Ann June 5, 2018

Denver Treasure Hunt

The act of storing cannabis infused edibles in a bag of non-infused food products, such as trail mix, and having your friends dig through it to find the buried treasure! Rules of the game may vary but often times your friends get to keep the products that they find or the loser does not get any goodies! Generally takes place when someone travels from Denver to another state that is not tolerant of cannabis and the goodies must be hidden from TSA

I went back to Connecticut to visit my friends and had a Denver Treasure Hunt! Terence was the winner and got to keep 14 gummy bears as well as a bag of trail mix. He is going to get super danked tonight!

Denver Treasure Hunt by Senor Dank Nugs May 14, 2018