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Penange by MadMike777 January 20, 2011
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penanggalan
The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.
The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.
Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan
Susan reeks of vinegar maybe she's a penanggalan
penanggalan by Penny Penanggalan March 21, 2010
Penage
An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.
Penandes
Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.
Penandes by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021
penance
A noun used to describe the act of atonement for a crime or a sin. Penance usually involves corporeal punishment or demeaning tasks.
When Rhiannon's daughter was missing, it was believed that Rhiannon ate her. As penance for this act, Rhiannon was to carry visitors to the castle on her back.
penance by celticshiva March 1, 2004
Penis Penance
When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Penis Penance by MrPabloE September 16, 2018
penané
A stupid portuguese expression used by unfunny teenagers to describe the feeling of slightly caring about something sad or inconvenient.
- Jonh broke up with you?
- Ya that jerk said he loved me
-That's sad. penané
It can also be used:
- Pena that im married with Diogo, Pedro. Penané
- Ya that jerk said he loved me
-That's sad. penané
It can also be used:
- Pena that im married with Diogo, Pedro. Penané
penané by El Big Peter September 4, 2020
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