pelching

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

pelching

Cum sucking some ones ass after commiting a cream pie, commonly done by poon boys or cucks.

Guy:Yo did you cum in her ass!
Guy 2: yeah, i had to start pelching that shit!

by long rod 92 March 2, 2017

Pelching

Pelching is the act of vomiting into the foreskin of a man and then sucking it out.

John i am in dire need of some pelching

by L4GGING May 25, 2024

perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011

perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

phelching

to suck jizz from bodily orifice

Jack and Jill went up the hill and phelched all day long

by Adam April 11, 2005

Peaching

Fondling ones breasts, or to have ones breasts fondled.

Oh my god alex was peaching me soo hard!

by miamiamiamiaalex January 19, 2011