Pelcking

The act of useing your pelvic muscles to pleasure oneself

I started pelcking after I broke my arms

by Thefatherofpelcking April 10, 2024

pelching

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.

Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!

by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

Pecking Order

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training

Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo

by Lord Damon November 16, 2009

birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Josh pecking

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding

Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT

by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

pecking my head

British slang - verb phrase.
To irritate.

You're really pecking my head.

by aj phythian January 17, 2004