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Prelching 

The act of holding in a fart in such a way that it tickles your prostate in order to either reach a sexual climax or prolong sexual stimulation
“Why is there a wet stain on your pants”
“My bad, i was prelching so hard i done busted”
Prelching by Nbuggy April 3, 2024
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Prelching 

holding in a fart or turd to let it tickle your prostate to achieve climax
Bro 1: How’d you bust without hands
Bro 2: Oh, y’know… Prelching
Prelching by Nugget_isGay August 17, 2024

pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

Preachin' 

A term that can now not only be used to describe someone bitching at ya and telling you what to do but also to describe something that is great or chill or cool or dope or whatever... so yeah, preach on.
person 1: I just bought a dope cruiser bike at the thrift store so now im set for the summer

person 2: preachin' brutha!

friend 1: Shoooot me need practice my engrish today

friend 2: wow thats a preachin' idea
Preachin' by diggabish May 23, 2013

preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced.
"We could start a new tradition, Birthdays without Boyfriends. It could work."
"Preachin' to the choir here baby."
preaching to the choir by Kay May 15, 2004

prelashing 

(VERB) To consume alcohol, generally a large amount, at one's own place of residence or that of a friend, as a precursor to going out to a party, bar or club. Also 'prelash'(NOUN). Can be practised alone or in groups. Often performed at the same time as getting changed, putting on make up or straightening hair. Favourite pastime of students. Can involve drinking games such as 'Ring of Fire.' Generally considered to be a cheap, convenient alternative to drinking in bars before clubs open.
'Are we prelashing at Dave's tonight or just going straight to the bar?'

prelashing by madameW January 22, 2008

philching 

The act of putting out a fire by putting a fist up your arse to massage your prostate to completion
That was a close one, thank god Marks philching put that fire out
philching by Binnsy100 February 1, 2019
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