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Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.
pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy
Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014
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Stephanie Poetri 

An underrated indonesian pop singer who is mainly known for her song "I Love You 3000" and has an EP called AM:PM.
I listen to "Picture Myself" by Stephanie Poetri on repeat every night.
Stephanie Poetri by MenisDaughter January 30, 2022

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.
With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!
The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Poetrizing 

When you are speaking to someone, and in most cases offering advice, and you happen to say a deep message that sounds like you're writting and/or reciting a poem. It can be kind of annoying but girls LOVE it!
Sorry, I'm poetrizing again
Poetrizing by No one will know November 27, 2012

Petrichor 

the smell of dust after rain
Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3
Petrichor by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011

pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck
Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable
pertrinable by Marmalade November 19, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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