Peetri 

the sloppiest top of all time

“My buddy isaac just got mad peetri. She the throat goat fr.”

Peetri by Hermes95 October 6, 2022

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Stephanie Poetri 

An underrated indonesian pop singer who is mainly known for her song "I Love You 3000" and has an EP called AM:PM.

I listen to "Picture Myself" by Stephanie Poetri on repeat every night.

Stephanie Poetri by MenisDaughter January 30, 2022

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Poetrizing 

When you are speaking to someone, and in most cases offering advice, and you happen to say a deep message that sounds like you're writting and/or reciting a poem. It can be kind of annoying but girls LOVE it!

Sorry, I'm poetrizing again

Poetrizing by No one will know November 27, 2012

Petrichor 

the smell of dust after rain

Idris: It means "the smell of dust after rain."
Rory: What does?
Idris: Petrichor.
Rory: But I didn't ask.
Idris: Not yet. But you will.

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crimson, eleven, delight, petrichor <3

Petrichor by tu_es_mon_soleil June 27, 2011

pertrinable

When a man with one eye holds coke in his hand and brutily falls down the stairs and cracks his neck

Craig fell down the stairs and snapped his neck and he says wow I am very pertrinable

pertrinable by Marmalade November 19, 2019