Petriarchy

When a pet rules a family.

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by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014

Patriarchy-Blamer

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

patriarchy

A concept that inadequate females use to blame their poor performance.

I'm doing badly in my job because of the patriarchy, not because I'm useless at the job.

by J_S_ February 13, 2019

Petrarchan Lover

a petrarchan lover is one whose undying love for another is not returned

Grace is a petrarchan lover her ex never loved her even though she loved him

by Idi February 16, 2022

patriarchy

A made up social construct that feminists use to blame all their problem on men.

Example 1:

Feminist: I didn't get that job that i wasn't qualified for, it's all the patriarchy's fault!

Example 2:

Shoe0nHead: Omg, is that- is that the patriarchy?

Patriarchy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Smol_Bean June 24, 2017

patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.

I'm getting my patriarchal blessing. Yay.

by CDB December 7, 2004

Patriarchal Princess

A female who is comfortable with the world remaining a patriarchal society.

This term is similar to a "pick me girl." The only difference being that pick me girls uphold the patriarchy to gain favour from men while patriarchal princesses stand by the patriarchy simply because they prefer it. They prefer the life that patriarchy affords them and have no interests in fighting gender equity.

Person: Both men and women should provide in a home. It is unfair to deem one gender the provider while the other does nothing.
Her: No, it's best that way. A man should provide. A woman can help out if she chooses but it is not her place to provide for the family.
Person: You're obviously a patriarchal princess. You like the patriarchy so far it favours you.

by Lemonade_Heart May 2, 2022