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a name for a couple that's comprised of a convicted pedophile and his cunt of a girlfriend/wife who protects and defends him against ridicule, often in conniving, malicious, and/or denigrating ways.
Dude, you should have realized you're dealing with a pedocunt, that bitch is trying fuck up your life for saying he likes to touch little boys

Pedochilesterdiskopita 

The mix of a pedophile, a child molester, a distractor and a spanakopita.
Dude your such a Pedochilesterdiskopita

pedocrush 

When someone "has a crush" on someone younger/thinks someone younger than thenselves is hot - this is not the typical 50-year-old man likes 5-year-old girl thing. The word can be used when somebody fancies someone some years younger or when a grown-up or just older person fancies a child star in a movie etc.
"Omg, I totally have a pedocrush on that kid from Charlie and the Chocolate factory!"

"I know he is only 16, but I totally have a pedocrush on him!"
pedocrush by Flue December 16, 2007

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.
The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"
pedocurious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007

Pedocure 

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.
Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.
Pedocure by Crediblesea August 10, 2018

pedohunter 

did you hear about what the pedohunters did to old herbert the pervert?

they really fucked him up
pedohunter by 69magic June 30, 2021