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Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
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Qwertyuiop

The first row of the keyboard.
Qwertyuiop
by Crediblesea July 21, 2018
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Baby boomer

A hippicritical and arrogant generation that tries to discredit younger generations despite that....
Baby boomers-
-Did not fight a war. (We have Iraq)
-Were more rebellious than US and they call us rebellious.
-Were hippies.
- Demand respect for your elders
- Did not really invent anything

-Want us all to work in a factory and are just mad that they can't understand our job descriptions.
-Were literally born only because they needed more population and not because people wanted kids. (Ouch)
- Did not have to worry about crushing college debts that the younger generations have to worry about.
List goes on....
by Crediblesea November 18, 2018
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Clash royale

Another $supercell game that used to be rather fun but turned into a game about credit card. And the only people who even bother to spend $300 just to upgrade some pixelated cartoon character holding a cannon are rich 12 year olds who steal their parents credit card or working adults.
Clash royale=

Lvl 11 with max e barbs- (upon winning) Laugh face, Thanks!
Free to play level 11- "Well paid!"
by Crediblesea July 20, 2018
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Pussy sticks

I don't want my tegrity bud put in those pussy sticks!!
by Crediblesea October 31, 2018
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Left on open

When you send something on Snapchat and someone just views it. No big deal if the conversation is nothing trivial, but could get annoying if you asked a important question that you need to know about now.
Left on open
Person 1 (opens message but doesn't reply)
Person 2- Lol fuck you, (blocks person 1)... Get blocked bitch!
by Crediblesea October 30, 2018
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Millennial

A condescending name for people who are in their early 20s to their mid 30s. Often used by older insecure dipshits who always calls them lazy and thinks their childhood was better just because they grew up with tvs that you had to stand up and walk over to just to change the channel.
Old baby bitch shit stain- Man when will this generation get better, their is nothing good about this generation.

Millennial- When will we get better? Well when your generation dies off we will have something good happen for once, how about that.
by Crediblesea November 18, 2018
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