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Pedicare 

Latin verb for "insert one's penis into another person's anus". anal sex

It is derived from the Greek word παιδικω, which is derived from the Greek word παις, παιδος (meaning child, because all of ancient Greece were inhabited by paedophiles)
Lee: "I like to pedicare cinaede..."
Reinhard: "You should get some pedicare!! It's good for you!"
Pedicare by Bakermaaaaaan July 1, 2011
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Persian pedicure 

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.
I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.
Persian pedicure by Lintowl April 2, 2020

pedicure 

treating female feet like the godly things they are
every week i pedicure geamma's tiny feet, this involves, filing, painting etc, i love giving her peds a good ped as i smell her toes as i work
pedicure by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005

Pedicured Foot

Used to describe an individual who under normal circumstances would not be considered attractive, but has done their best to acheive a level of presentability, through the means of personal hygeine, make up, flattering light and forgiving photo angles. This phrase must be used with caution, since the supposed 'foot' will perhaps take offence to the use of the term, due to the unsightly nature of feet.
Girl 1: Do you think ..... is good-looking?

Girl 2: She's obviously made the best of herself, like a pedicured foot.
Pedicured Foot by feetarecool September 5, 2011

spanish pedicure 

when a man cums and uses his cum to paint the girls toe nails while wearing a sombrero
hey dude i totally gave that girl an awesome spanish pedicure last night
spanish pedicure by georginia January 30, 2009

Milwaukee pedicure

when you cum in a girl's shoes while she's sleeping in the middle of the night, then wake her up by telling her there's a fire and to put on her shoes.
Last night after I fucked Lizzy, I gave her a Milwaukee pedicure and she stepped in my cum.
Milwaukee pedicure by M Hans September 25, 2006

pedicure 

Traditionally, when a female takes care of her feet. Specifically, this would involve the clipping and painting of the toenails.
Samantha has a pedicure!
pedicure by Seth January 31, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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