Peanis

Peanis is a penis that is the size of pea! So very small!

As he pulled his pants down she couldn't stop laughing at this peanis

by DarkKnighttt March 12, 2017

Peanis

Where you were born with a penis in your asshole.

Dude you were born with a peanis.

by Xxxtac January 11, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Urban Penis Tionary

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017