Paxhole 

A paxhole is an unruly, annoying or entitled rideshare customer. Alternative to "asshole".

"That bloody paxhole 1-stared me because I asked them to add a stop!"

"That entitled paxhole got angry because I had no mints"

"George is sliding on paxholes again".

Paxhole by Socialistpilot December 9, 2018

Padhole 

A person who uses their tablet to take pictures instead of using their phone or camera.

Nick: Ugh, I can't see the stage at all because of all these idiots blocking my view with their tablets.
Mark: Padholes. Padholes everywhere.

Padhole by That Guy With The Face August 25, 2013

Pathole 

An otherwise normal human being whom becomes crazily self absorbed and rude when in the presence of a PATH(1) train

(1) Port Authority Trans-Hudson mass transit service between New York City and New Jersey.

That old lady is such a pathole, she kicked me and knocked me over just to get on the train first.

Pathole by LaDeeDumb July 6, 2010

PadHole 

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

PadHole by Not John Doe June 3, 2015

palhole

1. a person who is both a pal and an asshole
2. the future version of the word frenemy in the year 3000, as defined by Conan O'Brien

"Chaz seems like a good friend, but he can be a selfish douchebag where his benefit is concerned. He's a real palhole."

palhole by lemminginstinct September 14, 2009

payhole 

payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.

Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.

Jane- Which one?

Dick- How many payholes do you have?

Jane- Seven.

Dick- WTF?! You do not!

Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.

Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?

Jane- Right or left?

Dick- is there a difference?

Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.

Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.

Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.

Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.

Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.

Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.

(snorting noises, laughter)

Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Jane- I do what I can.

Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.

Jane- What's she like?

Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...

payhole by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Palhole

A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.

My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*

Palhole by Lightboxes September 13, 2009