payhole

payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.

Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.

Jane- Which one?

Dick- How many payholes do you have?

Jane- Seven.

Dick- WTF?! You do not!

Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.

Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?

Jane- Right or left?

Dick- is there a difference?

Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.

Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.

Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.

Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.

Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.

Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.

(snorting noises, laughter)

Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Jane- I do what I can.

Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.

Jane- What's she like?

Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Padhole

A person who uses their tablet to take pictures instead of using their phone or camera.

Nick: Ugh, I can't see the stage at all because of all these idiots blocking my view with their tablets.
Mark: Padholes. Padholes everywhere.

by That Guy With The Face August 25, 2013

payhoe

Anyone who's gained fame via a sex tape.

Kim Kardashian ain't nuttin' but a payhoe.

by lovesnake January 1, 2015

Paxhole

A paxhole is an unruly, annoying or entitled rideshare customer. Alternative to "asshole".

"That bloody paxhole 1-stared me because I asked them to add a stop!"

"That entitled paxhole got angry because I had no mints"

"George is sliding on paxholes again".

by Socialistpilot December 9, 2018

Pathole

An otherwise normal human being whom becomes crazily self absorbed and rude when in the presence of a PATH(1) train

(1) Port Authority Trans-Hudson mass transit service between New York City and New Jersey.

That old lady is such a pathole, she kicked me and knocked me over just to get on the train first.

by LaDeeDumb July 6, 2010

PadHole

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

by Not John Doe June 3, 2015

palhole

1. a person who is both a pal and an asshole
2. the future version of the word frenemy in the year 3000, as defined by Conan O'Brien

"Chaz seems like a good friend, but he can be a selfish douchebag where his benefit is concerned. He's a real palhole."

by lemminginstinct September 14, 2009