palhole

1. a person who is both a pal and an asshole
2. the future version of the word frenemy in the year 3000, as defined by Conan O'Brien

"Chaz seems like a good friend, but he can be a selfish douchebag where his benefit is concerned. He's a real palhole."

by lemminginstinct September 14, 2009

x-boned

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010

drifter

a college transfer student

"That drifter's so lost; he just transfers from school to school trying to find a major."

by lemminginstinct September 24, 2009