palhole

1. a person who is both a pal and an asshole
2. the future version of the word frenemy in the year 3000, as defined by Conan O'Brien

"Chaz seems like a good friend, but he can be a selfish douchebag where his benefit is concerned. He's a real palhole."

palhole by lemminginstinct September 14, 2009

Palhole

A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.

My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*

Palhole by Lightboxes September 13, 2009

Padhole 

A person who uses their tablet to take pictures instead of using their phone or camera.

Nick: Ugh, I can't see the stage at all because of all these idiots blocking my view with their tablets.
Mark: Padholes. Padholes everywhere.

Padhole by That Guy With The Face August 25, 2013

Paxhole 

A paxhole is an unruly, annoying or entitled rideshare customer. Alternative to "asshole".

"That bloody paxhole 1-stared me because I asked them to add a stop!"

"That entitled paxhole got angry because I had no mints"

"George is sliding on paxholes again".

Paxhole by Socialistpilot December 9, 2018

Pathole 

An otherwise normal human being whom becomes crazily self absorbed and rude when in the presence of a PATH(1) train

(1) Port Authority Trans-Hudson mass transit service between New York City and New Jersey.

That old lady is such a pathole, she kicked me and knocked me over just to get on the train first.

Pathole by LaDeeDumb July 6, 2010

Paulhole 

The name of something when you rape someones leg with either a block of cheddar, a metal bat, a benu, or a finger.

Aduam: NOOOOo dont paulhole me

Zanduam: to late

Paulhole by derp master April 10, 2015

PadHole 

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

PadHole by Not John Doe June 3, 2015