Pavlonian 

A language spoken only by a woman named Pav. A language spoken so fast- a language so unknown you just want to rest your brain for a full week. Don't even try to learn it. Don't even try to listen. Just walk away and forget about it. If you ever run into this person- may God have mercy on your soul (and your ears).

She spoke so much Pavlonian to me that day that I went into a coma for a week.

Pavlonian by Ballzofglory February 14, 2022

pavlovian boner 

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.

As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.

pavlovian boner by EduardoP January 13, 2010

Pavlovian Hate Fucking

When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.

"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."

Pavlovian Hate Fucking by Fatojuishu February 11, 2017

Pavlovian poo response

When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.

James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.

Pavlovian poo response by Automated December 14, 2013

Pavlovian TikTok Song 

When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.

This new song I heard on the radio is a Pavlovian TikTok Song! I just got hard, mike.

Pavlovian TikTok Song by SithLordTrevor January 15, 2022

Pavlovian President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS since he continues to hit that first strategy he used to win the first time.

FLOTUS Melania was recently interviewed about the Pussy Grabber in Chief’s well documented addictive personality and she tells story after story of his uncontrollably impulsive style that has earned him the nickname “Pavlovian President.”

Pavlovian President by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Pavlovian Texting 

The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.

Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.

Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.

Pavlovian Texting by larch5587 August 2, 2011