Pavlonian

A language spoken only by a woman named Pav. A language spoken so fast- a language so unknown you just want to rest your brain for a full week. Don't even try to learn it. Don't even try to listen. Just walk away and forget about it. If you ever run into this person- may God have mercy on your soul (and your ears).

She spoke so much Pavlonian to me that day that I went into a coma for a week.