A language spoken only by a woman named Pav. A language spoken so fast- a language so unknown you just want to rest your brain for a full week. Don't even try to learn it. Don't even try to listen. Just walk away and forget about it. If you ever run into this person- may God have mercy on your soul (and your ears).
by Ballzofglory February 14, 2022
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As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010
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When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.
"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."
by Fatojuishu February 11, 2017
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James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.
by Automated December 14, 2013
Get the Pavlovian poo response mug.When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.
by SithLordTrevor January 15, 2022
Get the Pavlovian TikTok Song mug.An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS since he continues to hit that first strategy he used to win the first time.
FLOTUS Melania was recently interviewed about the Pussy Grabber in Chief’s well documented addictive personality and she tells story after story of his uncontrollably impulsive style that has earned him the nickname “Pavlovian President.”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
Get the Pavlovian President mug.The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.
Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.
Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.
Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.
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