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pavlovian boner
The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
pavlovian boner by EduardoP January 13, 2010
plutonian nyborg
plutonian nyborg is a fictional drug seen in the classic 1981 animated feature film "Heavy Metal". the drug is an inhaled white powder whose appearance resembles cocaine, and whose effects resemble those of marijuana; used by two alien starship pilots Edsel and Zeke, seen in the segment of Heavy Metal entitled "So Beautiful and So Dangerous".
plutonian nyborg by jeffman52001 October 13, 2013
Pavlovian Hate Fucking
When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.
"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."
Pavlovian Hate Fucking by Fatojuishu February 11, 2017
plutonians
two spiky aliens from pluto who frequently appear on aqua teen hunger force. oglethorpe (orange) is the angry one who wants to rule the world. he has a heavy german accent. emory (green) is the laid-back one who doesn't want any trouble. they have smoked weed, stolen cable tv, and tried to create a clone of master shake. they also fight the mooninites in "spacecataz" at the beginning of the newer episodes. both are named after universities in atlanta.
Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?
Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!
Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.
Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?
Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?
Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!
Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.
Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?
Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?
plutonians by d-shadow July 7, 2005
Pavlovian poo response
When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.
James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.
Pavlovian poo response by Automated December 14, 2013
Pavlovian TikTok Song
When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.
Pavlovian TikTok Song by SithLordTrevor January 15, 2022