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the kennedy package
used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother
The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .
Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!
OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?
the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013
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parka monkey
parka monkey by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018
the whole package
A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.
the whole package by makerofwords March 16, 2013
Total Package
Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."
Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"
Bill; "True dat!"
Total Package by gamisiking July 1, 2016
package blast
a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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