Sheldon's definitions

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

Walloon

1. Those of an elite Nazi Regime based in Southern Belgium 2. The terrifying people that inhabit Southern Belgium.

I went down to the market and was ambushed by crazed Walloons

by Sheldon February 28, 2004

Stink Finger

The smell associated with inserting your fingers in a woman's vagina.

I fingered Louise last night and got me stink finger

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008

Jagweed

1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie

"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004