Sheldon's definitions

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Jokes

Something funny or awesome.

Like Cuttie has a fuckin' hawk, thats jokes man.

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

got it for a song

Got it cheap

The indian sold me his land for a song.

by Sheldon December 26, 2003

Jagweed

1 - A weed imported from the northern parts of France. Typically jagged in nature.

2 - Someone or something that makes me want to shoot up a school.

See also:
douchebag
dildo that slipped through the cracks
fuck head
Wally
Wiener
Cuttie

"I'm gonna level with you, hes a bit of a douche. Total Jagweed."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

Naps

Having peas in your head; Buckshots
The inability for hair to be penetrated by combs.

Thia has naps in the back of her head.

by Sheldon November 20, 2003

Shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A portmanteau derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by Sheldon September 4, 2008

internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend

Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.

by Sheldon January 27, 2004