Patrony
Patrony by Markus Decimus Lungleyus August 21, 2009
Words you can keep
Patron Ticket
When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.
"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"
Patron Ticket by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009
Related Words
Patrony • patronize • patron • Patrone • patronus • patroned • patron on ice • patron pussy • .patronumedits • Padrony
THE PATRONI HAT TRICK
is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
THE PATRONI HAT TRICK by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
Patronize
To give someone the appearance that you're speaking to them kindly, when you're actually insulting & belittling them.
"I got you a mask to wear so nobody can see your ugly face." (Guy #1)
"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)
"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)
"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)
"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)
"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
"Man, don't patronize me!" (Guy #2)
"I was only trying to help you so you don't embarrass yourself or scare anyone." (Guy #1)
"Muthafucka, stop patronizing me!" (Guy #2)
"My bad. I'm sorry I keep bringing up how ugly you are. It's not your fault you look like that." (Guy #1)
"Man, fuck you!" (Guy #2)
Patronize by JustMeJoeKing October 31, 2018
El Patron
to expecto patronum it up
Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.
I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.
to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010
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