patroned 

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

patroned by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Patroned 

When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.

Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.

Patroned by Witness #3 February 3, 2013

patrone 

a type of tequila mentioned in many rap songs

What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

patrone by Buono June 22, 2006

expecto patronads 

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

expecto patronads by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008

Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

Patrone 

a type of alcoholic beverage mentioned in many Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins songs in addition to a few other various rappers' works.

Sippin' on Patrone.

I got Patrone in mah cup!

Patrone by Steve Glaser April 26, 2006

patrone 

Another way to spell patrón, which is an alcoholic drink.

Highly expensive tequila.

Person 1: I wants some patrone.

T.I.: Stacks on deck, patrón on ice
You can have whatever you like...

patrone by TheGrimReaper006 October 13, 2008