patroned
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Patroned
When someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much Patron Tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, TVs, etc.) with it. This is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
Witness #1- Dude, he got so drunk off Tequila last night that he broke his TV with a golf club and then vomited on his X-Box. Witness #2- Yeah, the Shot Nazi Patroned his ass good! She had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
Patroned by Witness #3 February 3, 2013
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expecto patronads
one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
expecto patronads by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008
Partoned
After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.
Patrone
a type of alcoholic beverage mentioned in many Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins songs in addition to a few other various rappers' works.
Patrone by Steve Glaser April 26, 2006
patrone
Person 1: I wants some patrone.
T.I.: Stacks on deck, patrón on ice
You can have whatever you like...
T.I.: Stacks on deck, patrón on ice
You can have whatever you like...
patrone by TheGrimReaper006 October 13, 2008
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