Patouf 

Any kind of fart, preferably known as a queve.

Girl: <patouf>
Guy: Did you just patouf?
Girl: Yes, but don't worry about it. Keep going. I'm not done.
Guy: My pleasure.

Patouf by SeXaYmAmAs December 26, 2004

patouhas 

its of greek origin and it means to be an honors student that gets by doing no homework and is so greek that his tanlines are that of the greek flag and his father works in a diner(greek hotspots) tis a noun

damm that kid is such a patouhas he made baklava for the entire class

patouhas by sean p arsons April 21, 2005

patouhas 

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

patouhas by Jon April 23, 2005

patounka 

Gay Poop-and-puke sex with a dead duck.

Patounka is bestiality, necrophilia, homosexuality, and gross sex, all at the same time! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

patounka by Tradd June 5, 2004

patouhas 

a noun meaning: a person who will challenge anyone to a fight to the death, especially when unprovoked. Is usually just an idle threat and the person doing it is probably just all talk.

"some kid just challenged me to a fight to the death because i asked him to borrow a pencil"
"dont worry it was probably just by a patouhas"

patouhas by Reggles June 21, 2005

patouhas 

fuck it i dont know. an adjective for resplendent.

check out that patouhas quetzal. its so patouhas.

patouhas by rory the dog December 28, 2005

patouhas 

its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff

You fucking hoodlums, ill get you for this how dare you patouhas my new cadillac escalade

patouhas by terd ferguson April 23, 2005