10 definitions by terd ferguson
tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!
damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!
by terd ferguson September 1, 2004
A phrase used to describe a geographical location, The Dirty South. It is a lesser known, albeit cooler way to say The Dirty South or The Dirty Dirty.
by terd ferguson April 23, 2005
its when you take a bag of feces and light it on fire then get high off the fumes and chuck the bag at stuff
by terd ferguson April 24, 2005
My history teacher is such a dandy fop
by terd ferguson August 21, 2003
Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"
A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005
by terd ferguson September 1, 2004
Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005