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Marcel Pastouchant
Marcel Pastouchant is used to describe a male with a giant schlong, sense of humour and a nice body. Though he isn't the best at Fortnite no build mode, he surely can make a lot of jokes and remakrs.
Hahaha, you're so funny, you are a Marcel Pastouchant.
OMG!! Look at that DONG! He MUST be Marcel Pastouchant
OMG!! Look at that DONG! He MUST be Marcel Pastouchant
Marcel Pastouchant by moonstarbayerngtamc May 18, 2022
pptoucher
One who acts, talks or looks like a creeper, rapist, pedophile.. etc. Likely to touch those who are unwilling to be touched. Most pptouchers will deny that they are one when accused.
Patoochie
Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.
Patoochie by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012
patouhas
its of greek origin and it means to be an honors student that gets by doing no homework and is so greek that his tanlines are that of the greek flag and his father works in a diner(greek hotspots) tis a noun
patouhas by sean p arsons April 21, 2005
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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