Patonia
A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.
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Patona
(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.
Patona by El Norbert August 20, 2014
Platonia
Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Platonia by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008
patonaba
1. VL: An expression of anger or frustration.
2. n.: Any unknown anatomical part when assosciated with pain.
3. n.: An inverted sexual position featuring olfactory insertion to the Vajayjay
4. n.: An ignoramus.
2. n.: Any unknown anatomical part when assosciated with pain.
3. n.: An inverted sexual position featuring olfactory insertion to the Vajayjay
4. n.: An ignoramus.
1. "I'm evicted? PATONABA!!"
2. "I think I hurt my patonaba jogging"
3. "I had her in a patonaba last night, and my nose got quite a workout."
4. "Don't trust him, he's just a patonaba"
2. "I think I hurt my patonaba jogging"
3. "I had her in a patonaba last night, and my nose got quite a workout."
4. "Don't trust him, he's just a patonaba"
patonaba by Dan Ball, Pat McDermott, Kyle Frederick April 22, 2006