Patonia 

A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.

Josie: Omg my patonia hurts!

Aimee: My patonia hurts as well. Probably cause I went cycling!

Patonia by Aims dv January 18, 2020

Patona 

(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.

Viste pasar a esa patona???

Patona by El Norbert August 20, 2014

Platonia 

Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'

Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.

There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.

The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.

No one gets with Annie, that bitch is the Queen of Platonia.

Platonia by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008

Paonia 

Rural town in Colorado generally noted for a variation of marijuana called "Paonia Purple Paralyzer."

"What time it is? I was gonna go to Paonia to smoke a 'J'. You know how they do it up in P-Town."

Paonia by K. Barnes July 21, 2008

patonaba 

1. VL: An expression of anger or frustration.
2. n.: Any unknown anatomical part when assosciated with pain.
3. n.: An inverted sexual position featuring olfactory insertion to the Vajayjay
4. n.: An ignoramus.

1. "I'm evicted? PATONABA!!"
2. "I think I hurt my patonaba jogging"
3. "I had her in a patonaba last night, and my nose got quite a workout."
4. "Don't trust him, he's just a patonaba"

patonaba by Dan Ball, Pat McDermott, Kyle Frederick April 22, 2006

patoiang 

when a bitches pussy smells like it is dead. When you catch a wiff you almost pass out.

damn heather you smell patoiang. you need to wash that decaying fish out of yourself.

patoiang by jim May 13, 2005

patoiang 

When a Bitch smells like a nasty fish

Dam Heather you smell like a fucking patoiang

patoiang by Dan Martinez May 13, 2005