Patchoing

The art of being able to look someone in the eyes and not hesitate to lie. If one is to get caught in a lie, one must come up with an even greater lie in order to cover up his previous lie. The origin of this word came from the island of O’ahu, deep inside Campbell Industry by a bunch of pricks.

“Eh, you not patchoing me ah?”

“I could already tell da kine was patchoing me the other day.”

“I’m sick and tired of getting patchoed already. It’s the 4th time today!”

Patchoing by NTW Prick January 31, 2019

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.

Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!

still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.

When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.

pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Pitching and catching 

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

Pitching and catching by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

war pathing

The act of being confrontational to everyone you interact with during a given time period i.e. the verb for being "on a war path".

This morning I decided I wasn't going to hold back my feelings about what's been happening at work so I've been war pathing all day.

war pathing by Mr. Franko November 17, 2009

Patching 

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019