John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night

Jake: Damn son

Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut February 4, 2016
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The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
by MykulComm October 12, 2013
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A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster
Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers
by jess86 May 12, 2007
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"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
by DanielScott2008 September 24, 2008
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A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
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