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Alabama Puff Pastry 

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
Alabama Puff Pastry by BumScout November 3, 2013

Puff Pastry 

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.
I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.
Puff Pastry by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Puff Pastry 

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops
Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.
Puff Pastry by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

Horny pastry puffer 

horny mfs. probably play nekopara
person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

pastry puffer 

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.
Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!
pastry puffer by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017

Pasty Puff 

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
Pasty Puff by kfc4life November 5, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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