When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.
Mom: Why did this little kid come up to bite my hair?

Son: He is definetly trying to pastaloin you.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 2, 2018
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