3 definitions by yeetusdeletusforjesus
That one smell you get on your hand or fingers, (typically on your dominant hand), after masturbation.
Billy: “Yo I just shook this guy’s hand at work and now they smell weird. Smell it.”
Jim; “Ew man... wash your hands you got mad yeeto fingers.”
Jim; “Ew man... wash your hands you got mad yeeto fingers.”
by yeetusdeletusforjesus July 5, 2018
The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019
When a child, usually under the age of 8 or gay, (sometimes both), licks a females hair (the spaghetti), with his tongue (loin), in order to initiate a mating sequence. The mating ritual consists of a dance, followed with anal probing with a lit cigarette.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus December 2, 2018