Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Paracidal

Someone who is so paranoid they are pushed to the point of suicide.

Dude, I think your girlfriend is paracidal

by JKStarr March 25, 2009

paracadet

It literally just means someone who is a fan of the band OK Go.

The paracadets have been waiting an incredibly long time for a new album.

by wkwardparacadet April 6, 2020

Papacide

The murder of the pope

John: I hate the pope I’m thinking of committing papacide

Jake: hm what about the papacy

by Thesewordsshouldexist June 7, 2022

Paracite

The reviewer of a scientific publication who forces you to cite their own irrelevant paper.

One of the reviewers wants me to cite his paper on cancer biology in my manuscript of the mechanisms of bacterial resistance. What a paracite!

by amretal January 5, 2023

paraide

Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!

Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.

by QuacksO July 9, 2023