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paraide

Da long succession of sweet-tooth-afflicted children who descend on da driving- and marching-exhibits for Independence Day dat are lined up at da starting-point, and beg candy off'n them while they're still just sitting there, even before said procession actually gets started on their clanging and booming way down Main Street!
Many towns have stopped allowing candy to be distributed at their annual "mass-march down Main Street" shindig, to reduce da safety risks and health detriments; said restriction prevents said festivities from including an initial "paraide", as well.
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
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Red Parade

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.
"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."
by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013
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Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.
Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.
by Johnny-san September 16, 2011
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Paramdeep

Proper Noun, Its a name common in East Indian culture. Used by people belong to Sikh religion and regarded as brave and nice souls. PARAM means BIG and DEEP means source of light. Person who respect equality. Very helpful, short tempered, generally believe in open conversation and speaks truth. In Punjab (Northern State of India) they are know as Lion hearted.
My name is Paramdeep
by alive1 February 3, 2010
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dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.
by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009
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Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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