Ninjacide

When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.

No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.

by beattie April 12, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things. ---- Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me. Carol Vessey: What? Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why? Carol shakes her head Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"! ----- At Stuckeybowl Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs. Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES! everyone stares ---- Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy? ---- Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

by beattie April 18, 2005

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

by beattie April 11, 2005

gemoth

A mix between an emo person and a gothic person. These people tend to want your pity and possibly cut themselves with razor blades when they are alone.

That gemoth needs to stop being so dramatic and dark.

by beattie April 12, 2005

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 12, 2005

ninja city

A hidden city on an island where only ninjas live. The city is massive. It holds 900,000 ninjas preparing for ninjapocalypse. The city is so stealth that it can't be seen even by sattelites.

Ninja city is the largest hidden city.

by beattie April 11, 2005