beattie's definitions

milk and cereal

This MAY be a flash video like tommy says, but this is actually a popular song from G love and Special Sauce. It was a song BEFORE it was a video of two guy singing it(obviously).

Mom likes Special K.

by beattie April 18, 2005

Ed

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

by beattie April 17, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

heavens no

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

by beattie April 16, 2005

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 16, 2005

bamtard

Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.

The other day i heard a kid say that cKy was "Bam's Band."





I almost killed that person.

by beattie April 15, 2005

42

Like in the movie Pi, i'm going to be seeing this number everywhere because i've read that awesome, awesome book.(Hitchhikers...yadayadayada) Just like in Pi where that one guy keeps finding new meanings for that one long number....uhh anyways...42 will probably end up being how old i'll be when i die or something.

The answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything..........is 42.

by beattie April 14, 2005