beattie's definitions

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja town

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.

Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Piracide

The extermination of pirates. This will happen on the last year of The Great Ninja Pirate War in 2067.

Piracide is nothing to joke about.

by beattie April 11, 2005

bamtard

Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.

The other day i heard a kid say that cKy was "Bam's Band."





I almost killed that person.

by beattie April 15, 2005

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005