beattie's definitions

Ninjacide

When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.

No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.

by beattie April 11, 2005

Ninja Island

An island completely hidden from anyone but ninjas. It is said that it is somewhat off the coast of Japan. Ninja City and Ninja Town (the most famous hidden ninja places), are there.

Ninja Island holds over a million ninjas.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ipod'd

When a person buys an ipod, they have been ipod'd. They have joined the ipod craze.

Yo did ya hear 'bout mike? He got all ipod'd last week.

by beattie April 13, 2005

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005