29 definitions by beattie

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.
by beattie April 16, 2005
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When all ninjas are completely wiped off the face of the earth.
No. They did it. The pirates commited Ninjacide. Dear god.
by beattie April 12, 2005
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Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.
The other day i heard a kid say that cKy was "Bam's Band."

I almost killed that person.
by beattie April 15, 2005
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A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!
by beattie April 12, 2005
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Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.
Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!
by beattie April 12, 2005
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That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.
Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?
by beattie April 12, 2005
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