beattie's definitions

bamtard

Someone who is obsessed with Bam Margera.
I would just like to point out that cKy rocks and you don't have to like Bam to like cKy. Bam is just the brother of the drummer. That's it. I hate Bamtards because they try and dress like him and talk like him and they think he has the coolest most random show ever, but it's a scripted show. I pretty much hate Bam Margera because he is ruining the name of cKy.

The other day i heard a kid say that cKy was "Bam's Band."





I almost killed that person.

by beattie April 15, 2005

collision course

A great album mixing linkin park's music with Jay z's. This album was awesome to say the least. Any music fan who likes both rap AND rock will like this great music.

Collision course was a great cd.

by beattie April 13, 2005

Yun Jae

A wannabe ninja.

Thinks he's some kind of movie maker.

That's right Yun Jae.
I went there.

by beattie April 13, 2005

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005

rectum?

Damn near killed him.

I'm done now. I can go on with my life now that i have defined that.

by beattie April 16, 2005

42

Like in the movie Pi, i'm going to be seeing this number everywhere because i've read that awesome, awesome book.(Hitchhikers...yadayadayada) Just like in Pi where that one guy keeps finding new meanings for that one long number....uhh anyways...42 will probably end up being how old i'll be when i die or something.

The answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything..........is 42.

by beattie April 14, 2005