papshmear 

a papshmear is what you go to the doctor monthly to have to check if you have cervical cancer cause it is quiet possible to get it when you arre sexually active so if you are not a virgin you should get yourself checked out by the doctor for a papshmear to see if you have got cervical cancer.

i went to have a papshmear the other day and the doctor got the results back and i dont have it.

papshmear by ALYSSA DEAKMAN May 13, 2005

papshmear 

When the mothafuckin doc shuvs a small unbrella up some bitches poonani and opens that shit, and pulls it out, scraping the lining of the vagina.

The doctor exclaimed: "PAPSHMEARS ON THE HOUSE TONIGHT, LADIES", then he knocked out the first bitch he saw and fucked her...POONANI!!

papshmear by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

papshmear 

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.

That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.

papshmear by click January 18, 2003

PapShmear

A small unit of measure.

Hey man is this stain on my shirt noticeable? Nah dude it’s just a PapShmear

PapShmear by WordWizard45 September 6, 2026

Papsmear-cola 

An ice cold pepsi.

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.

Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009

PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.

Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.

PAPSMEAR by Carlo89 August 9, 2012

Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.

"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."

Papsmear by turdmeister July 13, 2009