PapSchmear

A unit of measure. A very small or barely noticeable amount of something; a minor quantity, trace, or degree, often so slight that it is easily overlooked

Hey man is this stain noticeable?

Nah dude it’s just a PapSchmear

PapSchmear by WordWizard45 September 6, 2026

PapsMcsmear 

a sexy hamburger.

Ninja #1 "Im hungry for some cunt and some butthole"
Ninja #2 " Sounds like you could use a PapsMcsmear"
Ninja #1 "You said it, Ninja!"

PapsMcsmear by snakedart December 13, 2012

papschmeow

someone who is a total schmeow but worse because they have a smelly cooter

jamie is a huge papschmeow

papschmeow by maaaaat April 23, 2008

papshmear 

a papshmear is what you go to the doctor monthly to have to check if you have cervical cancer cause it is quiet possible to get it when you arre sexually active so if you are not a virgin you should get yourself checked out by the doctor for a papshmear to see if you have got cervical cancer.

i went to have a papshmear the other day and the doctor got the results back and i dont have it.

papshmear by ALYSSA DEAKMAN May 13, 2005

papshmear 

When the mothafuckin doc shuvs a small unbrella up some bitches poonani and opens that shit, and pulls it out, scraping the lining of the vagina.

The doctor exclaimed: "PAPSHMEARS ON THE HOUSE TONIGHT, LADIES", then he knocked out the first bitch he saw and fucked her...POONANI!!

papshmear by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

Papsmear-cola 

An ice cold pepsi.

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.

Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009

PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.

Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.

PAPSMEAR by Carlo89 August 9, 2012