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A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.
"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."
Papsmear by turdmeister July 13, 2009
A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.

Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.
Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"

Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"

*embraces*
Papsmear by T.Frank October 6, 2009

Papsmear-cola 

An ice cold pepsi.
Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.
Papsmear-cola by Ryansask2 November 19, 2009

Bavarian Papsmear 

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza
Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear
Bavarian Papsmear by The Bausage December 3, 2007

Bavarian Papsmear 

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.
"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

Ghetto Pap Smear 

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.
I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!
Ghetto Pap Smear by D-Linquent July 27, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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