when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.
"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"
by nikki big papa October 08, 2007
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the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
caroll paid for her annual pap smear.
by CosmiClovers May 09, 2010
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Jimmy: "Fuck you, grandad!"
Jimmy's mom: "No need to pap smear grandad, Jimmy."
by papsmear123 April 07, 2018
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1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.
Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.
by Kyle Huffman February 13, 2006
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The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.
So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear
by Kelph1 May 19, 2011
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When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
by SlimTim June 25, 2016
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