Papsmear

A titslap.

To be smeared by a pap.

To be beaten about the head by a large set of mammaries.

A near-lethal blow to the cranium, applied by one or more tits. Has the effect of changing one's facial expression very abruptly.

Can be used by females and Gibbses as a playful means of flirtation or foreplay with stout-hearted partners, or as a means of self defense in times of distress.

"Back off or I'll papsmear you!"

"She gave me such a papsmear, I'll have a tit imprint on my forehead for a week."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

Papsmear

A term used to express a loving or affectionate encounter, usually among bros. A warm embrace or general physical contact among friends.

Never to be used negatvely or for hateful purposes.

Sam: "Ah Adam, get over here so I can give you a big ol' papsmear!"

Adam: "Smear that pap Sam!"

*embraces*

by T.Frank October 06, 2009

PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.

Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.

by Carlo89 March 24, 2012

Papsmear-cola

An ice cold pepsi.

Guy 1: Hey it is sure hot out.

Guy 2: Ya it is you should grab us both a papsmear-cola from the fridge.

by Ryansask2 November 20, 2009

Bavarian Papsmear

Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza

Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear

by The Bausage November 10, 2007

Bavarian Papsmear

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

by klondike bar April 25, 2006