Pansion 

A situation where profits are maximized. To have all things positively effecting a certain individual.

1. Dude that was such a pansion you tooled that fool.
2. That pansion made you rich playa.
3. Let's get this shit poppin' like a pansion.

Pansion by J.I. tha MC February 11, 2009

Passion Shower 

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .

Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.

Passion Shower by PassionTrain August 29, 2012

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

pension planner by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

Purple Passion 

Purple Passion is a grape alcoholic beverage made with Everclear. It used to be sold in the 1980's in a 2 liter bottle. Other than Everclear, Purple Passion had another prominant ingredient: "substandard grapes". Closely related beverages are Tropical Passion and Pink Passion.

I didnt know Purple Passion had Everclear. I probably shouldn't have drank that 2 liter bottle of it.

Purple Passion by EverClear Jack January 23, 2013

hugging passionately 

Sexual intercourse.
This word is the most effective weapon to be used to avoid demonetization.

rSlash: they were hugging passionately in his room
Youtube demonetization: ah shit we were so close

hugging passionately by Tubax August 20, 2019

Pension Leeches 

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

Pension Leeches by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019