Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.

“Are you circumcised or spared?”

“I’m spared.”

Spared by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022

Britney Spared 

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

Britney Spared by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

sparkdala 

The art of smoking on them cannabis buds. Coined by the great Madlib and his second in command, Lord Quas.

Ayo, I sparkdala, you sparkdala
Everyday anyway yo, I sparkdala
I smokedala so much my breathe smells like the bottom of a bong.

sparkdala by ganjachokerr February 19, 2014

spare parts 

spare parts is an insult used to call someone bottom of the barrel

you're made of spare parts aren't ya bud?

spare parts by shesdickeredbud December 29, 2016

spare parts 

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”

Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.

spare parts by fish_dicks October 6, 2020