Palmiteiro
Palmiteiro by sanaminho December 27, 2020
Rafael Palmeiro
A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.
Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.
Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."
Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."
Rafael Palmeiro by Nick D September 26, 2003
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Rafael Palmeiro
a major league baseball player who will likely end up in the hall of fame and despite hitting 500+ home runs, can't get it up without the aid of the old purple pill
"So, did you bang Sally last night or what?"
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."
The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."
The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.
Rafael Palmeiro by Nick D September 23, 2003
Rafael Palmeiro
A low life cheat that has ruined his chances for the Hall and has lied in front of congress. He's a worthless 500/3000 player due to steroids.
Dude, you got huge in such a short amount of time!
Yeah, I know. I pulled a Palmeiro. It's all about the juice.
Yeah, I know. I pulled a Palmeiro. It's all about the juice.
Rafael Palmeiro by Dan A. August 29, 2005
Tomás Palmeiro
When you are a Tomás Palmeiro it means that you engaged in sexual intercourse with many portuguese popular singers. Usually this means not using protection and never winning an Eurovision contest.
Tomás Palmeiro by koalamaneta March 10, 2017
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