Palmiteiro

Brazilian slang for black men or women that only fuck whites.

Ele é muito palmiteiro, só gosta de brancas.

by sanaminho December 27, 2020

Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

Rafael Palmeiro

a major league baseball player who will likely end up in the hall of fame and despite hitting 500+ home runs, can't get it up without the aid of the old purple pill

"So, did you bang Sally last night or what?"
"Almost, but I pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."
"That sucks man. Here, try this Viagra."

The season after Viagra went off the market, Rafael Palmeiro drove in 125 runs, but he never scored.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

Palmiter

An Intern. One that works during the summer in order to complete college credits. Often fantasizes about working at said location in the future.

Somebody call Palmiter, this coffee is getting cold.

by The Skenz August 6, 2008

Rafael Palmeiro

A low life cheat that has ruined his chances for the Hall and has lied in front of congress. He's a worthless 500/3000 player due to steroids.

Dude, you got huge in such a short amount of time!
Yeah, I know. I pulled a Palmeiro. It's all about the juice.

by Dan A. August 29, 2005

Tomás Palmeiro

When you are a Tomás Palmeiro it means that you engaged in sexual intercourse with many portuguese popular singers. Usually this means not using protection and never winning an Eurovision contest.

Dude, you just fucked Ágata! What a Tomás Palmeiro.

by koalamaneta March 10, 2017