Paincoism

Paincoism is an independent thought group based on pacifism and localized magic founded by father Painco.

Follow the cult of paincoism and achieve enlightenment.

by CultOfPaincoism November 15, 2020

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T-Painism

A phrase associated with a lack of or complete disregard for the basic fundamental elements in Hip hop. T-Pain is single handily, or at least 90% responsible for any crap music falsely perceived as a form of hip hop by followers who claim to worship hip hop. On the contrary, these victims are brain-washed into believing that a three minute hook, simple lyrics, simulated techno, and a studio programmed voice is even minutely comparable to hip hop. And you can't argue that T-Pain combines a mixture of rap and r&b because he can't spit any real sh!t and his voice sounds like he swallowed a razor.

T-Painism allows shity artists to believe they can get a record deal and imitate hip hop while real artist like Nas has to dedicate an entire album over some bull shit.

Imagine a 10 year old kid in a million dollar lab recording his voice while pretending he has any more talent than in the shower. TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MORE TALENT.

by gigitygigity5146 August 28, 2009

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PainCoin

The superior currency.

Discorduser#6969: Bro my boy just gave me 1 000 000 PainCoins!

Discordprofile#4337: What the fuck is a PainCoin.

by YesNoMan December 13, 2021

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Panchoism

Panchoism was originally developed by 5 Western prophets who travelled to Venezuela and founded the religion based upon their ultimate leader and spiritual guide,the great harvester himself,Don Pancho. Originally a simple farmer from the foothills of the Andes, Don Pancho discovered that enlightenment centred around the trinity of oats, milk and sugar - and only by grasping these key concepts can man discover his destiny. Panchoism is still in its infancy - a closely guarded secret amoungst a small sect in Peterborough.

Jim : Hey Richard, you wanna go grap some pancakes for breakfast?
Richard : Sorry Jim, breakfast is a holy time for me, I must consume my porridge, giving thanks to the Don for his work.
Jim : Oh sorry mate, I forgot. Afterwards do want to go and lock Pedro's dog in the gym?
Richard : Sure, Panchoism says nothing against animal abuse. See you at 10?
Jim : Great!

by Fenman, Lord Bretherin of Panchoism August 13, 2006

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