Paidum

(Adjective.) Describes something (or someone) that is from a logical standpoint not special or highly respectable in any way shape or form, but is treated as if it is.

"Look I understand that it has a big following but it's such a paidum show."

"I'm not going to lie you were pretty paidum in high school."

"Trust me, celebrity culture is just paidumness incarnate."

Paidum by Studio369 April 11, 2021

Padium 

P.ut
A.a
D.ick
I.n
U.r
M.outh

;Telling some one to shut up

Adam: Oh look at that car
Chris:PADIUM ADAM! JUST PADIUM!

Padium by amanda June 3, 2004

paydump

When one is bored at work, and goes to the bathroom to poop for an extended period of time while still on the clock.

Carl: Bro, I'm tired of filing these TPS reports, it's time to take a nice paydump!

Dave: Be sure to light a match.

paydump by CitySlickah September 30, 2013

Pandumbic 

An idiot, not necessarily, but typically of a younger age, who refuses to believe that COVID-19 is real and thereby exposes themselves and others to great harm. A paragon of Darwinian failure. A fucktard by any other name.

Hey man, did you see those people bragging about gathering together for Spring Break on the Florida beaches? It's a pandumbic!

Pandumbic by Darwin A. Ward March 26, 2020

Padium 

My name.

Padium went to the store.

Padium by Padium March 18, 2009

Paddums 

Someone or something that is big and nice.

Some Guy: Hey, I'm big and nice.
Other Guy: Wow, you must be Paddums.

Paddums by Tom1234567890 September 5, 2007

padump 

a shit hole town west of las vegas who's real name is pahrump. the only thing it has going for it is that brothels are legal, even though the girls are just par and if you try you can find hotter at the bar

bob: where do you live
jaggoff: I live over the hump in padump
bob: I would rather live in my car

padump by stuck in padump December 19, 2009