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;Telling some one to shut up
Adam: Oh look at that car
Chris:PADIUM ADAM! JUST PADIUM!
Padium by amanda June 3, 2004
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My name.
Padium went to the store.
Padium by Padium March 18, 2009
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Chris, My cuzin made it up! ok? so dont be goin around taking his wordd hahah yeah i know its funny..like yo fACE hahah
p.a.d.i.u.m!!! JUST PADIUM
padium by amandaC June 9, 2004

Pedium Menis 

Similar to pig benis but medium the m and p got swapped used in similar situations as pig benis
Nick the cuck has a Pedium Menis
How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.
Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it.

Man, it's not a podium, it's a lectern -- you don't stand on it!
podium by RedJ4ckal July 31, 2008
Someone or something that is big and nice.
Some Guy: Hey, I'm big and nice.
Other Guy: Wow, you must be Paddums.
Paddums by Tom1234567890 September 5, 2007
a shit hole town west of las vegas who's real name is pahrump. the only thing it has going for it is that brothels are legal, even though the girls are just par and if you try you can find hotter at the bar
bob: where do you live
jaggoff: I live over the hump in padump
bob: I would rather live in my car
padump by stuck in padump December 19, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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