Padium 

P.ut
A.a
D.ick
I.n
U.r
M.outh

;Telling some one to shut up

Adam: Oh look at that car
Chris:PADIUM ADAM! JUST PADIUM!

Padium by amanda June 3, 2004

Padium 

My name.

Padium went to the store.

Padium by Padium March 18, 2009

padium 

Chris, My cuzin made it up! ok? so dont be goin around taking his wordd hahah yeah i know its funny..like yo fACE hahah

p.a.d.i.u.m!!! JUST PADIUM

padium by amandaC June 9, 2004

Pedium Menis 

Similar to pig benis but medium the m and p got swapped used in similar situations as pig benis

Nick the cuck has a Pedium Menis

Pedium Menis by blazingfaggot420 April 6, 2017

podium

How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.

Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it.

Man, it's not a podium, it's a lectern -- you don't stand on it!

podium by RedJ4ckal July 31, 2008

Paddums 

Someone or something that is big and nice.

Some Guy: Hey, I'm big and nice.
Other Guy: Wow, you must be Paddums.

Paddums by Tom1234567890 September 5, 2007

padump 

a shit hole town west of las vegas who's real name is pahrump. the only thing it has going for it is that brothels are legal, even though the girls are just par and if you try you can find hotter at the bar

bob: where do you live
jaggoff: I live over the hump in padump
bob: I would rather live in my car

padump by stuck in padump December 19, 2009