Pandumbic

An idiot, not necessarily, but typically of a younger age, who refuses to believe that COVID-19 is real and thereby exposes themselves and others to great harm. A paragon of Darwinian failure. A fucktard by any other name.

Hey man, did you see those people bragging about gathering together for Spring Break on the Florida beaches? It's a pandumbic!

by Darwin A. Ward March 26, 2020

Pandumbic

People who didn’t pay attention to symptoms or how they spread. Citizens who wipe out the tree population with the hoarding of toilet paper and Water. Inventor is MD Ryan Rhodes

They are really causing a pandumbic with this water and toilet paper hoarding.

by Dr.Deadpool March 12, 2020

Pandemic P

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020