Painuminum

Any metal used in the construction of something that has a preternatural ability to cause humans immense physical pain when bumped into.

"I swear, that scooter is made of Painuminum. I can't walk within 20 yards of that thing and it will still somehow hit my shin."

by IrishSchmirish June 22, 2022

penuminums

The short version for peanut m&m's.

Man I could really go for some penuminums right now!

by Golden Grapefruit January 17, 2018

Panuminium

An aluminium crushed in a hydraulic press that kinda looks like a Pancake

Bro 1: that's a shiny panuminium you got there, I kinda wanna eat it
Bro 2: it's aluminium
Bro 1: no

by BaffledSoap April 26, 2021