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An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
by Amanda November 05, 2004

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the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
by amanda August 22, 2004

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The best boyfreind you could ever have oh and did i menchin hes hot,a great kisser,and good at many things!!!!
i love braxton so much and hes the best
by Amanda December 04, 2004

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to deepthroat is to take a guys dick (depending on its size, cuz even while deepthroatin some guys dont make it to the back of ur throat) and shove it all the way into the back of your throat-but only expirienced girls should try this because it can make you gag or even throw up.
oh baby take that all the way in-deepthroat that shit.
by Amanda December 14, 2004

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Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.
While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.
by Amanda June 28, 2004

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Pleasant to the eye, and senses, often we are in awe of a beautiful specimen or landscape because it feels a little out of reach and hard to possess.....
Did you see that beautiful girl walking by, did it make you want to cry?
by Amanda October 21, 2003

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a leash or locating device
My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
by Amanda June 01, 2003

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