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painers
(noun)Painkilling pain pills. Narcotic opiods, usually referring to the lower grade hydrocodone persuasion such as loratab or loraset, but can also include oxycodone, morphine, etc.
painers by Nikki Stixx December 11, 2018
Doing a T-Paine
The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.
Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!
Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.
Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.
Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013
Padre of pandemonium
the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022
Mio padre
Frase creata e utilizzata da mio padre volpescu (Italian twitch streamer)
Indica una persona che fa qualcosa di grandioso o spettacolare
Indica una persona che fa qualcosa di grandioso o spettacolare
Mio padre by Pino the fucking penguin January 17, 2022
Stat Padder
A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.
Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019
padlet
Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.
I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.
I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.
Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?
padlet by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.