San Diego's baseball team. The Padres were notoriously bad intheir first decade of existnce, the 1970s, before winning their first NL pennant in 1984. After having an up-and-down 90s, the Padres appeared to be headed for a decade of failure by finishing last in the NL West from 2000-2003. However, the team turned things around in 2004, dumping the orange/blue color combination for a new, deep blue/tan combo. This switch was made to signify the organization's turnaround with their new ballpark, PETCO Park. The Padres did indeed play well in 2004, staying in playoff contention until September's final weeks.
The Padres were originally owned by Ray Kroc, the original owner of the McDonald's franchise, but won their first NL pennant after his death in January 1984.
by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005
Get the Padres mug.San Diego Major League Baseball team. A team worshipped by all san diegans, even though they haven't been playing all that well lately.
Dude: Hey, are your friends from San Diego gonna come up to Vegas for your bachelor party?
Other Dude: Nah, there's a Padres' game this weekend.
Other Dude: Nah, there's a Padres' game this weekend.
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by Serrapadresaregay November 9, 2018
Get the Serra padres mug.Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
by Neburnectar December 6, 2006
Get the San Diego Padres mug.Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
by datboiaqua October 23, 2018
Get the San Diego Padres mug.The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
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Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
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