Padago 

A young boy who identifies as a carrot consumer.

Betty- “Wow have you seen him consume those carrots? He is definitely a Padago.”

Padago by drainage February 27, 2021

paragod 

(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac

Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."

paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008

paragon til death 

To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

paragon til death by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015

Padamoose 

Jared Padalecki from the CW hit SUPERNATURAL. AKA my favorite animal.

Very tall, broad buff example of the male species. Having a large forhead and fluppy hair.

Padamoose is currently located in Vancouver, filming season 7 of SPN.

Padamoose by ava_orchid July 30, 2011

Paragon Nova 

A bug wich has a MLG personality.This bug is found in houses usually sitting in a chair.It also smells really nice so you might want to get close to it.It can become friends with a metal/steel object such as a spoon.On rare occasions it does play with a kootra .

Paragon Nova was playing with Sp00n yesterday.

Paragon Nova by ParagoninthePentagon May 26, 2011

paragod 

term used to describe a paramedic that think's he/she know's more than another fellow paramedic(s), but in fact that person usally know's less than the other paramedic's he/she works with and is usally disliked by fellow medics.

medic1: ya all you know i had that pt under control.
medic2: the pt coded and died.
medic1: i still had that pt under contol noone could have ever done better than i did.
medic3: medic1 your such a paragod, a emt-b could have done better than what you did.

paragod by nremt-p dan February 19, 2007

Paragon shift 

A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.

Paragon shift by The Inexistent May 2, 2011